my roommate, on the question “are we adults” (via disjunct)
This is the best description of my life I’ve ever seen
"Girl Speaks Gibberish With Perfect Accents To Show What Languages Sound Like To Foreigners"
I love this?
I ALWAYS WANTED TO KNOW WHAT AMERICAN ENGLISH SOUNDS LIKE TO OTHER PEOPLE.
I haven’t seen this around tumblr just yet, so I wanted to put my own word out about it.
This is a fashion doll created by an illustrator that has been modeled to the standard proportions of the average 19 year old girl. She’s healthy, sporty, wears natural makeup, and GOSH DARNIT LOOK HOW POSABLE SHE’LL BE.
The project is technically fully funded now, but the more support and preorders it gets, the more influential it will be. My mom just got one for the sole purpose of keeping in the box, because best case scenario, these things become the next barbie and they’re worth big bucks later on; worst case scenario, she helped support an artist with a good cause.
Preorders aren’t outrageous at all. $25 for a first-edition doll that will NOT be sold in retail stores. Please spread the word and help get this doll known!
Yo more skin colors and body types and maybe knee and elbow joints would be nice
Otherwise this is the shiet
Her joints DO bend! I forgot to add this picture earlier, but it’s on the website.
someone needs to take my money right now because this is so cool!
Today, 18th April, we celebrate some very important actors and entertainers.
Join us wishing Happy Birthday to Hayley Mills (68), here from Pollyanna; James Woods (67), here from Casinò; Rick Moranis (61), here from Honey, I Shrunk The Kids; Conan O’Brien (61); Eric Roberts (58), here from Best Of The Best; Eric McCormack (51), here from Perception; Maria Bello (47), here from The Jane Austen Book Club; David Tennant (43), here from Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire; Eli Roth (42), here from Inglourious Basterds; America Ferrera (30), here from Ugly Betty.
y’all act like public schools are the worst but i went to a private school for nine months and at one point the boys discovered if you spray your nipple with deodorant for fifteen seconds and flick it then it comes off so they all started doing it and my friend walked into the changing room and got hit in the eye by a flying nipple
LESS HORRIFIED SCREAMS
putting milk in the bowl first is divorce worthy
wow excuse you maybe I like to soften the bristles first B(
who the fuck doesn’t wet their tooth brush before putting toothpaste on what the fuck
who the fuck does
i the fuck do
what the fuck man
i have no self control